{"id":38,"date":"2008-07-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-27T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/2008\/07\/28\/lambda-episode1\/"},"modified":"2023-05-21T18:05:01","modified_gmt":"2023-05-21T16:05:01","slug":"lambda-episode1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/2008\/07\/28\/lambda-episode1\/","title":{"rendered":"Lambda (Episode1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00abLambda\u00bb (Episodio 1) &#8211; Poca gente consigue sacar un 10 en una pr\u00e1ctica, salvo que sea el nerd m\u00e1s nerd de su momento, no tenga vida, o haya tenido mucha potra (si est\u00e1s en esta situaci\u00f3n \u00a1Cuidado!\u00a1Podr\u00edas estar en peligro!) Tambi\u00e9n ocurre que alguien se lo curre mucho y saque un 10&#8230; si eres de esos, consulta la lista de notas, aseg\u00farate que todos los idiotas que se burlaran de ti hayan recibido un cero, y saborea la venganza \u00a1La venganza de los nerds!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nota Secreta numero 1: Aprovecha entonces para superar todas tus frustraciones. Sabes que aquel imb\u00e9cil que ligaba a porr\u00f3n y que era un as en gimnasia ahora mismo estar\u00e1 pidiendo limosna o tomando drogas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00abLambda\u00bb (Episodio 1) &#8211; Poca gente consigue sacar un 10 en una pr\u00e1ctica, salvo que sea el nerd m\u00e1s nerd de su momento, no tenga vida, o haya tenido mucha potra (si est\u00e1s en esta situaci\u00f3n \u00a1Cuidado!\u00a1Podr\u00edas estar en peligro!) Tambi\u00e9n ocurre que alguien se lo curre mucho y saque un 10&#8230; si eres de &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/2008\/07\/28\/lambda-episode1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abLambda (Episode1)\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1494,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jrs-comics","category-jrs-comics-original"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/2008-07-28-Lambda-Episode1.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3215,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/3215"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}