{"id":33,"date":"2008-07-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/2008\/07\/10\/telecodate\/"},"modified":"2023-05-21T18:05:02","modified_gmt":"2023-05-21T16:05:02","slug":"telecodate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/2008\/07\/10\/telecodate\/","title":{"rendered":"TelecoDate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00abTeleco-Cita\u00bb &#8211; De hecho, a la TelecoFarra se va a dos cosas: Beberse todo el excedente de la TelecoGresca, o a picarse a alguna churri de Farmacia\/F\u00edsicas\/Biolog\u00eda\/Medicina\/&#8230; En ning\u00fan caso se debe proceder a hacer las dos cosas a la vez: El resultado puede causar la muerte, o convertirte en un pagafantas. Otra cosa que puede suceder es que no consigas nada de nada, y te conviertas en algo peor: un triste \u00abcalimotxero\u00bb, medio bebido, intentando sin \u00e9xito puntuar alto, y con Will o Eki detr\u00e1s para pararte los pies en caso que consigas la atenci\u00f3n de alguna chica.<\/p>\n<p>[Aviso Legal: Will y Eki s\u00f3n marca registrada Distorsi\u00f3\u00a9]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00abTeleco-Cita\u00bb &#8211; De hecho, a la TelecoFarra se va a dos cosas: Beberse todo el excedente de la TelecoGresca, o a picarse a alguna churri de Farmacia\/F\u00edsicas\/Biolog\u00eda\/Medicina\/&#8230; En ning\u00fan caso se debe proceder a hacer las dos cosas a la vez: El resultado puede causar la muerte, o convertirte en un pagafantas. Otra cosa que &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/2008\/07\/10\/telecodate\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abTelecoDate\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1504,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jrs-comics","category-jrs-comics-original"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/2008-07-10-TelecoDate.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3220,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/3220"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}