{"id":296,"date":"2011-05-25T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/2011\/05\/25\/ekiolympics-part4\/"},"modified":"2023-05-21T18:02:34","modified_gmt":"2023-05-21T16:02:34","slug":"ekiolympics-part4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/2011\/05\/25\/ekiolympics-part4\/","title":{"rendered":"EkiOlympics Part4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>EkiOlimpiadas (Parte4) &#8211; Si algo se ha vuelto tradicional en la FestaFIB (al menos para m\u00ed) es explicar a los nuevos la historia de como en FestaFIB 2006\u00a0 un esquizofr\u00e9nico que estudiaba qu\u00edmicas entr\u00f3 en trance y se despe\u00f1\u00f3 por la sala blanca del laboratorio del C5. Es importante que, cada vez que se explica la historia, se evite exagerar detalles o olvidar lo m\u00e1s importante, ya que sino la historia evolucionar\u00eda hasta el punto en que \u00abun enfermo mental, montado en unicornio, se catapult\u00f3 sobre la sala blanca matando a cinco becarios y a un trapecista, todo porque se lo orden\u00f3 Hitler\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EkiOlimpiadas (Parte4) &#8211; Si algo se ha vuelto tradicional en la FestaFIB (al menos para m\u00ed) es explicar a los nuevos la historia de como en FestaFIB 2006\u00a0 un esquizofr\u00e9nico que estudiaba qu\u00edmicas entr\u00f3 en trance y se despe\u00f1\u00f3 por la sala blanca del laboratorio del C5. Es importante que, cada vez que se explica &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/2011\/05\/25\/ekiolympics-part4\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abEkiOlympics Part4\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1194,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jrs-comics","category-jrs-comics-original"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/2011-05-25-EkiOlympics-Part4.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3061,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/3061"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.maiuscentral.com\/jrs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}